Forum: Lounge Lizard

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this guy who lives in Bradford is trying to sue Google 'cos he blames them for his garage getting broken in to, and his push bike stolen... Google...

A cow, an ant and an arsehole are debating on who is the greatest of the 3 of them. Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I'm...

Dear Mom & Dad, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent set up, both men fell asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes...

An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows 'Twenty dollars' she whispers. Perry had never been with a hooker...

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs...

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To...

A Mexican, an Arab, and an English man are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol,...

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